To my surprise, it was Benji who opened the door for me. I was getting so nervous, I could feel my heart start to pound and my hands shake. If your razor keeps clotting with pubes, then put the razor blade against your forearm and drag it upwards. Instead, turn the razor sideways and shave from inside out. Don’t try to shave your butt up and down. Shaving 101: The most difficult part is shaving is around your balls because you DO NOT WANT TO CUT YOURSELF! Also, when you reach around to shave your bootyhole, you HAVE to lay down. After a while I started to get the hang of it.
My pubes were so out of control, my razor wouldn’t even go an inch without clotting up. In porn, guys were so hairless – even on their bootyhole! Sweating slowly, I started to shave my pubes. I had to shave! WHERE DO I BEGIN! I started to sweat because this was my first time shaving for a guy. I looked in the mirror and I realized how out of control my pubes had become. I quickly did some pushups and sit-ups and took a shower. I was so excited that Rich wanted to hang out with me one-on-one. Rich: How about you keep 151 at home tonight? Me: (OMG… this is the day.) Yes! I have nothing to do anyways. Rich: Sup Hayden?! What you doing tonight? You wanna come over to our dorm and chill? I’m very bad at multitasking in that sense. Until my feelings for that guy are gone, I can’t focus on other boys. He wasn’t my type – after all, Rich was the only guy in my eyes.
I remember him because every time I walked by or talked to Rich, I would catch his eyes looking at me. Standing next to Rich was a tall blonde Canadian boy. I wondered if they ever showered together. Kyle: Emily Rose? The girl that was in that scary movie? Do you mean Rosa Parks, you asshole? What the fuck… Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat… and what does that have to… Emily Rose didn’t give up her seat on the back of the bus just so we could assume everyone is straight. Me: Kyle, you always have to assume every guy is gay until proven guilty. Kyle: GURRL! Those are soccer shorts and he plays soccer! He is totally straight. Every time I took interest in a guy, Kyle would let me know how off my gaydar was.